Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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