Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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