The best revenge is premature balding
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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