oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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