Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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