she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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