So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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