youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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