think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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