There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
home. puking in laundry basket.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Blood and glitter go together right?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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