Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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