brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Vodka?
Forever.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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