p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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