drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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