i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
well you can't waste a boner
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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