i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
