I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dick very happy bro
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
