Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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