Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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