How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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