butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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