i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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