More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you would pick up someone in the library
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last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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