Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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