But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
