I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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