kristin has been a bad kristin
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize