do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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