week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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