Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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