Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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