Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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