She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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