Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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