it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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