I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
two words...techno handjob
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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