that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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