Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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