Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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