Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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