It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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