Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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