So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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