my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she smelled like a LAN party
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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