I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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