I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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