I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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