Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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