So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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