Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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