i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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