You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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