I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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