And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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