I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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